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paranoidandroid42:

foryouistellify:

superkianagalaxy:

mysilentlullaby:

annoyinglylogical:

nessuno:

kassafrassa:

tooraloora:

vulcanoes:

Viola. My weapon is the pencil that the kid in Scribblenauts uses to make ALL THE THINGS with ALL THE NOUNS and ALL THE ADJECTIVES, and then the last meal I ate was this delicious stir fry which had plenty of everything a body needs, including grains, veggies and protein.

So I will destroy all the zombies because I will ride on a giant obedient rainbow Cthulhu or something eating Chinese food with my friend. Suck it.

Taylor. I’m armed with an axe and an AK-47. (Thanks, L4D2!) We have a lifetime supply of Vanilla Coke Zero and Popcorn to live off of.

I’d say we’re pretty damn fucked, considering popcorn requires a microwave to be eaten.

Sorry, Taylor. I’ve doomed us.

i’m with shimmy, my weapon is the hmwa vii assault rifle from the first mass effect, and the last thing i ate is some tempura veggies

we’re gonna be just fine bro

Dani and I are gonna rock this apocalypse

uhh idk I’ve been playing Rhythm Heaven Fever :’IIII

The last thing I ate was a McD Kid’s Meal and a chocolate chip

I THINK I’M KIND OF SET????

Okay, surviving with Mario. Excellent.

Fighting with the Hobby Horse from Alice: Madness Returns. Nice blunt instrument.

And eating beef goulash with spatzel noodles.

I am going to KICK ASS.

My ex

A latern (amnesia the dark descent)

and walnuts.

FUCK.

My dad

the master sword

and madelines. 

hmmmmmm.

Andy.

Portal Gun (does that count?)

Coco-pops cereal.

Well, as long as we had milk for the cereal I think we’d be able to live on that. But my fighting would SUCK so I would be dead unless Andy had some better tactics/weapons.

I’m with the Giraffe, I have an iron sword (Minecraft!) and a lifetime supply of Nutella

well, uh…hmm, that’s not really very nutritious, is it

My boyfriend, probably a portal gun, and sandwich. I’m gonna survive YAY!

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